Artie Bennett

The Universe’s Greatest Dinosaur Jokes and Pre-Hysteric Puns

Which dinosaur chose word power over brute force? The Thesaurus!

Infuse dinosaurs with drollery and you have a potent combination that no youngster can resist. This one-of-a-kind joke and riddle book is packed to the raptors with more than 600 (count ’em!) original, hysterical puns, gags, knock-knocks, jests, and japes. Arranged in chuckle-inducing chapters that include flying reptiles, sea creatures, early humans, mad science, and much, much more, it’s sure to bring titanosaur-sized titters while making the ultimate go-to gift for juvenile jokesters and budding paleontologists alike. It’s the dinosauriest joke book out there! You’ll be laughing your Triceratops off!


Artie Bennett

Artie Bennett is an executive copy editor by day and a writer by night. He is the author of a quartet of hilarious picture books: The Butt Book, his first “mature” work and winner of the Reuben Award; Poopendous!, his “number two” picture book; Peter Panda Melts Down!, an adorable departure from derrières and doo;  and the explosively funny Belches, Burps, and Farts—Oh My! The merriment continued in 2018 when Artie published a riotous joke and riddle book: The Universe’s Greatest Dinosaur Jokes and Pre-Hysteric Puns. A companion book, The Universe’s Greatest School Jokes and Rip-Roaring Riddles, publishes in May 2019. He and his wife, Leah, live deep in the bowels of Brooklyn, New York, where he spends his time moving his car to satisfy the rigorous demands of alternate-side-of-the-street parking and shaking his fist at his neighbors. The Show Me Librarian says: “Bennett’s use of rhyme is excellent; his stanzas flow and exude joviality in a manner that few writers since Dr. Seuss have truly mastered. Simply put, these books are a joy.” The Huffington Post says: “It appears there is no topic Mr. Bennett can’t make funny and educational.” Visit…before someone else does!

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